Wednesday, September 2, 2009

I Don't Believe in Karma

"Bad Karma is when the cops find half a joint in your car's ashtray."
As shown on the September 1st insight, the universe/Karma can give. But what the universe gives, it can also take away. Sometimes, it can even take away in handcuffs. Back before pot wasn’t that big of a deal, The Chemical Buddha was pulled over for a routine traffic stop for driving on the sidewalk. The attending officer took one look at The Chemical Buddha's bloodshot eyes and decided to search his car where he found half a joint and someone to put in the back of his police car. The Chemical Buddha chalked this up to being at the wrong place at the wrong time. And it was the universe/Karma's way of telling him he should have been someplace else.
What is waiting in your life to trip you up?
(Again, if you know the answer, you know what it is.)
What are you getting back from the universe?
(That might help you figure out what you're putting out into the universe.)

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