"Addicted to everything™."
The Chemical Buddha couldn't find one thing he was addicted to. He found several things. Check that, he found everything. And if everything is the one and the one is everything, he would say he was addicted to the one. Of course, there were some things he absolutely had to have more than others. But deep down he wanted it all. In fact, he hoarded everything he could. Of course, he hoarded everything he truly loved in his body. (Or more precisely, his bloodstream.) There is some dispute over whether The Chemical Buddha admitted to being addicted to everything or if this was the diagnosis of his parole officer. Our money is on his PO coming up with this, but that didn't keep TCB from taking credit for it. Or trademarking it.
What one thing do you choose over everything else?
What are you denying because you don’t want to admit it may be true?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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