Thursday, December 18, 2008

Yes Mass-ter

"Religion is mass mind control."
The thought of being able to influence other people was one of the reasons The Chemical Buddha started the enlightenment through pharmaceuticals movement. He figured other religious figures were pretty much into the same things he was: sex, money, and being worshiped. One of his favorite things about this saying in particular is the double meaning of the world 'mass' to describe a group of people and a religious service. Oftentimes at parties, he would trot this quote out and then proceed to say, "Get it? Mass?" and then he would laugh his ass off. Afterwards, he would be seen off in the corner chuckling and saying, "Mass," to himself. We're not sure if this insight ever got him laid. Our guess would be that it didn't. Although it did cause a fight with him and a couple of nuns once. But he seemed to really enjoy rolling around on the floor with them.
What group do you identify yourself with?
How does that identity control you?

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