Size Matters

"If you want a bigger dick or, for that matter, boobs, date people with small hands."
The Chemical Buddha got this idea when he was with a woman whose hands were larger than his. (At least he thought she was a woman but just with large hands…and…uh…an Adam's apple. On second thought.) He noticed how small his dick looked in her hands. Feeling slightly less than, he resolved at that moment to only 'date' women with hands that were at least the same size as his if not smaller. And just so he didn’'t appear sexist, he also figured the same would work for women's boobs. The only problem is, those small hands would make everything else seem bigger too. Like your ass or love handles. Of course, TCB didn't care about any of that stuff, but you might. The ideal would be to fuck people with one small hand and one large hand. Of course, that seems a little harder to arrange.
What parts of your life do you make bigger than they need to be?
What parts would be better if you made them smaller?