“Dogs at least know not to shit where they eat or sleep. The same can’t be said for people.”
The Chemical Buddha was a fan of all kinds of pets. And one thing he noticed about his dogs was they didn’t care if you stepped, slept or sat in their shit. And while they might step in their own, they sure as hell wouldn’t mess with the two things that were most important to them: Their food and their sleep. TCB also noticed that the people around him would curse every time they stepped in a steaming pile of dog shit. Yet they constantly wandered through their own lives shitting their negative energy and attitude on their coworkers and family. They didn’t even seem to notice when they fucked over those who had the most input on how smooth or rough their lives would be. And then they would wonder why their life was so shitty. It seemed as if people, with all of their knowledge and know-how, still weren’t as smart of ‘dumb’ animals.
What things do you do to the people in your life that you know are wrong? What is the impact?
Do you apologize when you wrong others or just ignore it?
How do you feel when people ‘shit’ on you and don’t say anything?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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