“I came here to play, not pray.”
The Chemical Buddha was pretty clear on how he wanted to spend what limited time he had on earth. And he decided that if he was going to be on his knees, he was either going to be puking into the toilet or clumsily trying to find someone’s clit with his tongue. So let’s just say he wasn’t a fan of praying. Unless he was praying to God to make the bed stop spinning or to keep him from throwing up all the alcohol he’d worked so hard to drink down. He figured all the time others devoted to their spiritual/religious practice, he would dedicate to his own brand of spiritual/religious practice. It was that very thinking that help put ‘enlightenment through pharmaceuticals’ on the spiritual map.
What do you spend most of your time doing?
Is it stuff you have to do or stuff you want to do?
What percentage of your day is spent doing things you want to do?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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