“Whoa. Dude.”
This was probably the insight The Chemical Buddha used most. It could mean surprise, awe, appreciation, anger and fear. So while the words remained the same, the meaning depended upon the context and how The Chemical Buddha said them. Of course, we believe they were originally uttered after a particularly deep hit of an 8 foot tall water bong. He then incorporated it into all areas of his life with results he found very satisfying. Although it eventually lost it’s power amongst us. But that didn’t deter TCB. In fact, towards the end of his life it was about all he could say other than, ‘wanna fuck,’ ‘suck it,’ ‘twist one up,’ and ‘you buying?’
Do you express your feelings?
If so, does the way you share them draw people in or push them away?
If it pushes people away, how might you draw people in with how you feel?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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