“My favorite position is ‘in.’”
When it came to sexual positions, The Chemical Buddha wasn’t picky. As long as his dick was in (hence today’s insight) he was happy. He knew it wouldn’t be in anything for very long (which was it’s own kind of blessing). Because of TCB’s lack of stamina, he had a lot of time to think, fantasize, and dream about sex. And while The Chemical Buddha had many friends who spent years studying the "Kama Sutra" and "The Joy of Sex" and knew every possible position. Seeing how culture, in particular American culture, was obsessed with sex, The Chemical Buddha thought about writing his own sex book. Except he couldn’t figure out how to stretch his one word philosophy into at least 200, hot and sexy pages.
What does it take to satisfy you?
What do you study too much? What don’t you study enough?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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