“Live until you die.”
The Chemical Buddha noticed some people seemed to be worn out and mentally close minded while they were still fairly young, TCB was all about enjoying life. In fact, he was pretty sure life was the only thing worth living. Today’s insight was inspired by a friend’s dog: Buster, who had been diagnosed with terminal cancer. But when The Chemical Buddha saw the dog, Buster still acted as he had always acted. The news of his impending death didn’t stop him from sniffing people’s butts, licking his balls or playing catch. And, according to his friend, that’s what Buster did right up until the time he passed away. The Chemical Buddha thought more people should be like dogs. Besides, The Chemical Buddha thought it would be nice if he could lick his own balls.
Are you open to new ideas or do you find yourself clinging to what you’ve always done?
How does ‘bad’ news affect you? Do you dwell on it or get on with your life?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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