“… in bed with a cop isn't as much fun as it sounds.”
The Chemical Buddha was a fan of Chinese food and, more importantly, fortune cookies. He would always add. "in bed with a cop" to whatever he got. Like, "You will find happiness on a road less traveled in bed with a cop." Shit like that made him laugh his ass off. (Or maybe it was the pot). That was, until the day he actually got a chance to be in bed with a cop. Although it wasn’t as much fun as he thought it would be (but then, what is) he did think it was something everyone should experience once in their lives. Beside, cops always had the best drugs.
Do you build up a situation before you experience it? If so, are you happy once you experience it or are you disappointed?
What do you get out of trying to figure everything out before it happens? What would it take for you to be in the moment and just let it unfold?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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