“High on more than life.”
The Chemical Buddha loved life. (Mainly because he was pretty sure the dead didn’t orgasm.) But as much as he loved it, he also wanted to take his love to the next level (or higher). So he would use what he called ‘life enhancers.’ TCB thought of life like a plain turkey sandwich. Which was really good but if you slathered some stone ground spicy mustard and some banana peppers, suddenly the sandwich that is life was a lot better. To keep with the sandwich theme, toward the end of his life TCB’s turkey sandwich had stone ground spicy mustard, banana peppers, bacon, smothered in nacho cheese. And the bread was a Krispy Kreme doughnut split in two. In a nutshell, it was unhealthy as fuck, but full of flavor.
How do you spice up your life?
Is your ‘spice’ constructive or destructive to your life and health?
If it’s destructive, what one thing could you do that would be fun and make your life better?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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