Wednesday, May 27, 2009

On Tap

“It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. All that matters is what’s in the glass.”
While some people used the glass half-empty/hall full question to help determine people’s personality traits, The Chemical Buddha only cared what was in the glass. If it was something he liked drinking, then the glass was half empty (because he wanted more). If it was something he didn’t want (which was highly unlikely) the glass was half full. But in general, we would say TCB was quite an optimist. Who else would think they were going to get laid, no matter how many women laughed in his face. We can say, that if you did have sex with The Chemical Buddha, the orifice he stuck his dick in was half full. Maybe less.
In general, do you see the problems or do you see the solution?
Do you see impossible situations as a reason to have hope or as hopeless?
What impact does this world view have on you and your life?

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