Sunday, May 24, 2009

Waste Not. Want Not.

“Never waste an erection.”
The Chemical Buddha believed erections were an indication that it was time for a little pleasure. While most seemed to believe if they didn’t take advantage of the erection they were having right now, another one would come along. But The Chemical Buddha believed you could never be too sure and that the only erection he could be sure he was going to get was the one he had right now. He used that philosophy when it came to a lot of areas of his life. The only thing TCB could be sure of was what was happening now. Take it from us, it was best to not be around The Chemical Buddha when he got an erection. (As you’ll see from the May 25th insight.) And never, ever bend over to pick something up when he’s around.
Do you make the most of the situation or do you think you’ll have another chance?
What do you do when you miss a chance? Try and go back or just let it go?

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