“What do atheists say when they orgasm?”
Typically, when God fearing people do something that feels really, really good (or get the shit scared out of them) they usually moan, scream or gasp out one word: God. But The Chemical Buddha wondered if atheists non-belief in God applied to those moments too. Did they say God or did they say something else? And if they didn’t say God, could he get them to scream out Chemical Buddha instead? (For some reason, the thought of people in bedrooms everywhere calling out his name appealed to The Chemical Buddha. We can attest that no one ever called out TCB’s name while he was in bed with them. They were most likely to just gasp, ‘Oh God, what have I done?’) Eventually, The Chemical Buddha heard from a friend who, unlike TCB, was actually able to bring an atheist to orgasm, that atheists apparently say ‘yes’, ‘oh yeah’ and even, heaven forbid, ‘God’.
Do you think you’re too different for other people to understand? If so, how does thinking you’re different keep you in your own little world?
What would you have to accept about yourself in order to be understood/accepted by other people?
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