Ever Fucked a Buddha?

"I’m just into enlightenment for the chicks."
The Chemical Buddha didn't believe people were ever completely selfless. There was always a reason for everything they did. They donated money to show people they were rich or to feel good about themselves. Men opened doors for women so they could look as their ass when they walked by. There was always a motive. And he was no exception. While he initially got into enlightenment for the selfish reason of becoming enlightened, he eventually came to think he could also get laid out of the deal (not to mention free drugs and junk food). Did he get more pussy, drugs and Twinkies then he would have if he hadn't been an enlightened being? Luckily, we'll never know because he chose to think only of himself and walk the path to enlightenment.
Why do you do what you do?
What do you get out of it?
If you were honest with yourself, what is the real reason you do what you do?