VHS or Betamax?

"Porn is foreplay."
It didn't take much to give The Chemical Buddha the urge to merge (as he liked to call it). A stiff breeze. The hint of a panty line. Graphic shots of penetration. A deep breath. The smell of bacon. While he knew what turned his crank he had no idea what put other people in the mood. Of course, he did have some success with getting them drunk to the point of unconsciousness. His fallback, with no documented successes to encourage him, was porn. Whether it was images, figurines, stick figures or video. He would leave it around hoping someone would get turned on and want to fuck him. But believe it or not, there were plenty of people who would get turned on, but not all of them had any desire to have sex with TCB. Which would ultimately lead him back to the insight from July 27th.
How often do you do things you don't want to do?
How often do you ask other people to do things they don't want to do?
What puts you in the mood?