Boob-a-liscious

“Boobs are like martinis. One isn’t enough and three is too many.”
The Chemical Buddha believed there was a proper (or sacred) number for everything. two boobs, three holes, 24 beers, and so on. TCB believed there was a reason for these numbers and if he had 22 beers instead of 24, things just didn’t feel complete. He thought it had to do with balance. Because, while the universe could be chaotic, there was a beautiful balance to how everything worked. It was not all chaos all the time. There were times of upheaval and times of calm. To link this line of thinking to the above insight it would go like this: what if women all had just one boob? There would be no time of rest. That boob would always be stimulated. But because there were two, one could rest while the other was worked over and balance could be achieved for both.
Does you life feel calm, chaotic or balanced? Why?
Do you give yourself times to relax? (From the busy-ness that seems to be a part of everyone's life.) If not, why not? If so, what do you do?