“If the van is rockin’, come on in.”
Now granted, with The Chemical Buddha the van wouldn’t be rocking for very long, but, in the off chance you can quickly open a van door, undress and join in, The Chemical Buddha thought you should. He truly believed the more the merrier. And was always open to seeing someone else naked. And if that person could satisfy his partner (and him) all the better. But then, there wasn’t much The Chemical Buddha wasn’t open to. While this basically had the same effect as leaving your front door open all hours of the day (which TCB also did) so any variety of things could wander in and out. For the most part, The Chemical Buddha thought this openness had a positive effect on his life. Except, to stick with the front door analogy, sometimes someone would come in and steal your TV.
Do you like new ideas or do you like a set routine?
How do you react new thinking? How do you react to sudden change?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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