Fuck This

“If you ‘don’t give a fuck’ then what do you charge?”
The Chemical Buddha could understand not giving a fuck, but he was confused when people would get mad when he asked what it would cost to fuck them. Isn’t that what they said? Fucks weren’t free? But when TCB looked around, he noticed lots of people didn’t do what they said they’d do. Like, ‘I’ll be there in just a second,’ but it would actually take them several minutes. Or they’d agree to do stuff just to cancel later. As if they were afraid telling someone no was too much for them to hear. We’re sure it comes as no surprise that TCB was in the ‘do as I say, not as I do’ camp built on Hypocrite Hill. (That way he had a good view to look down on other people and point out their shortcomings.)
How harshly to you judge other people? How harshly do you judge yourself?
What do you think when people don’t do what they say they’re going to do? To you do what you say you’re going to do?