Friday, April 10, 2009

See Me. Feel Me. Touch Me.

“Some things can’t be unseen.”
Try as we might, there were some things about hanging out with The Chemical Buddha that we could not unsee. Before going on, you should know that The Chemical Buddha considered anything said within his four walls or in his presence as his property. He assumed you would have not thought of what you thought of if it weren’t for his enlightened presence. And we can confirm that no one would have come up with this insight if they hadn’t seen TCB in action. In this case, an unfortunate ‘monk’ didn’t knock before opening the bathroom door and walked in on The Chemical Buddha while he was wiping his ass. He had one leg up on the toilet seat and was using one hand to spread his meaty cheeks apart while the other was sort of dabbing at his butt. (If he had longer arms, he probably would have been able to wipe a lot better.) This particular insight also had a companion insight: some things can’t be unsmelt.
What slights from your past are you unwilling to let go of?
What would be different in your life if you were able to let them go?

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