“The best hallucinogenic is pure ego.”
The Chemical Buddha used a variety of drugs to visit strange and wondrous places he couldn’t have gone to otherwise. But he found nothing fucked with his world more than pure ego. In fact, he thought it was the most abused ‘drug’ on the planet. Because he noticed people went on ego trips all the time and seemed to visit some very strange places indeed. Places where they’re important and people actually care about what they think. Especially people in the entertainment business, politics, and other religious leaders (beside him) who were in positions were their egos were constantly fed. While TCB thought egos were important because they help us differentiate from each other, he thought the over inflated egos were the most dangerous. Especially when sometime tried to poke a hole in it. Which helps explain while The Chemical Buddha never let people with sharp metal objects (other than hypodermic needles) around him.
What parts of your personality will you defend/protect? What personal critiques have had the biggest impact on you and why?
How often is what you think of yourself different than what other people think of you?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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