“What good is it to have a highly evolved brain if you can’t drug it down to the IQ of a jellyfish?”
At one time, The Chemical Buddha tested out at a genius level. But, even with all of his intelligence, he was unhappy. In fact, TCB was at his happiest when he only had a few functioning brain cells. It is believed the source of most of The Chemical Buddha’s unhappiness came from his penchant for over thinking. And when we say over thinking we mean he took it to levels never before seen. He was often paralyzed by his over thoughts or could twist anything to suit his view of the world and himself. TCB finally figured out that the job of the mind was to form a new question. It was never satisfied with the answer. The job of the body, soul, spirit was to be and rest in the vastness of all of that is. Drugs, sex and food helped take TCB’s brain off line long enough for him to relax and go with the flow of life. When he was in the flow, he found he got the same results as he did when he over thought things. Just with a lot less stress.
What parts of your life do you over think?
Does the over thinking help or just help create more anxiety? What could you do to think less and just be in the flow?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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