“If a man takes his shoes off, he's ready to have sex.”
It didn’t take The Chemical Buddha much time to get ready. In fact, people often wished he’d take a little more time prepping himself. But TCB was an ‘in the moment guy’ and to him, prepping meant he wasn’t in the moment, but instead in the future trying to predict what would happen next. And it there was one thing The Chemical Buddha knew he couldn’t predict, it was the future. He’d been wrong so many times, he decided to hone in on the now. Although he often found he didn’t have any idea what was going on in the now either. However, if there was one thing you could count on from TCB, when he went to a woman’s house or had one over, he took off his shoes.
Do you plan for the future or let it happen?
What do you to do to be ready for big moments?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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