"It's easier to name the few women I wouldn't sleep with, than all the ones I would."
The Chemical Buddha was a pretty simple man. And he valued ease and simplicity over difficulty and complexity. As a simple man, TCB often found more 'right' with the world than he found things that were 'wrong' with the world. For instance, he could list more street drugs he would take than drugs he wouldn't. Or more types of junk food he would eat, than types that he wouldn't. This way of viewing the world also applied to women he wanted to sleep with. In fact, during his entire life he could probably count on one hand the number of women he wouldn't have sex with. And even then, if he had ingested the right 'persuaders' even those might not be safe from his wanton desires.
Do you view the world as mostly OK? Or mostly fucked up?
In general, are you more accepting of everything or more critical of everything?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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