"Women that are hard to get on are oftentimes hard to get off."
When it came to women, The Chemical Buddha knew even less than the normal male. But one thing he was pretty certain about was this: Women who he had trouble having sex with, usually were hard to bring to orgasm (let's be honest, The Chemical Buddha never brought any woman to orgasm, but he was pretty sure they would be even harder to please). On the other hand, the woman that actually like sex were easier to get breathing heavy. (Again, they never orgasmed, but they weren't against finishing the job themselves. Unlike their prudish counterparts who seemed almost afraid of their own vagina. Hell, if The Chemical Buddha has his own vagina, he would touch it all the time.) And there's no telling what he would have tried to jam into it either. It's probably a good thing women are in charge of all the vaginas.
Do you see your life as under control or out of control?
How do you control situations and your life?
What is the effect of too much control and/or too little control in your life?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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