"It’s called being stoned because you have the IQ of a rock.”"
Some teachers get questions like, "Why are we here?" and "What’s the meaning of life?" In addition to those, The Chemical Buddha also got, "Why do they call it being stoned?" Of course, the people who asked those questions were usually stoned out of their fucking gourds, so it didn't really matter what his reply was, they would just giggle. And because he was stoned, he would just giggle too. Boy those were good times. Just so you know, his answer to, "Why are we here?" Is "Where else should we be?" Or "Why not?" And his answer to "What’s the meaning of life?" was "To live." Now granted, these weren't the greatest answers in the world, and he may have actually said some other things, but we were stoned most of the time we were around him.
What are the big questions you ask about your life?
How satisfied are you with your answers?
Why are you here?
What’s the meaning of your life?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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