"A day without sex is like a day of being married."
So it's pretty obvious The Chemical Buddha was never married. We actually think no woman ever even hinted around and or tried to get knocked up by him so he might feel obligated to get married. But he'd heard his friends complain enough about the lack of sex, that he figured he never would get married. TCB thought it was one thing to not get laid by the multitudes of women out there. And something else entirely to not get laid by the woman who you spent all your time around. It just didn't make sense to him. He'd rather start out the day knowing he wasn't going to get laid, instead of starting out the day thinking he was going to get laid, only to find out he wasn't.
Do you have high or low expectations?
How often are you disappointed in your life?
Are you a dreamer or do you think having a dreams is stupid?
How do you manage your hopes and dreams?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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