"It's impossible to be mad while you're cumming."
The Chemical Buddha coined this little gem of an insight shortly after he got done hate fucking someone. (His journal didn't mention who.) After he achieved orgasm (which wasn’t that difficult of an achievement) he realized this person that he had been aggravated with, he now actually felt feelings of kindness (and yes, maybe even appreciation). This led him to believe that most pissed off people just needed to get laid. If everyone got their rocks off a little more, there'd be less road rage. Unless someone was on their way to get laid. Then they might be more pissed that some dumb ass was going 10 miles below the speed limit. But in general, he saw sex as a way to accomplish world peace. He thought if we could just get all the world leaders to literally fuck each other things would be less fucked. Of course, TCB failed to see that if someone didn't like the sex they got or felt jilted that could cause even more problems. But The Chemical Buddha was nothing if not a dreamer. Especially in the after glow of an orgasm.
What makes you mad?
What make you happy?
Do you spend most of your life mad or happy? How would you prefer to spend it?
If your life isn't as you want, what would you have to do to get it there?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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