"Safe sex, for men, is when their wives are out of town."
The Chemical Buddha was sexually active when the bombshells of HIV and herpes hit the one-night stand scene. And although he was never in a serous relationship, he did take notice of the rampant concern of people bringing some serous STDs home to their partners And while safer sex was to use a condom (which TCB was in favor of because it doubled his stamina from 15 seconds to 30 seconds). His married friends talked about the safest sex being with a condom while their spouse/partner was out of town. Just so you know, The Chemical Buddha was an early adopter of both HIV and herpes and contracted it as soon as he found out about it. To his way of thinking, he no longer needed to worry about catching it later on. Which really freed his mind from all of the needless worry of someone giving it to him.
Where do you play it safe in your life? What's the result?
Where do you take unnecessary risks? What's the result?
Do you learn more from taking risks or playing it safe?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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