"I have sex with hookers because they'll leave afterwards."
The Chemical Buddha didn't really find it that hard to get women to leave after sex (unless they were passed out and incapable of movement), but for some reason he thought paying for sex had it's advantages. First, a hooker never complained about his lack of stamina. In fact, they seem happy, almost giddy, when he finished in under 30 seconds. And second, they high tailed it out after he paid them. So it wasn't unusual for TCB to have several hookers clamoring for his business because he was sooooo fast. Because in a business where you get paid by the trick a customer as easy to please as TCB was a virtual gold mine.
What parts of your life do you rush through and why?
What would it take for you to slow down and enjoy yourself?
Do you see things through to the end or do you believe you give up too soon?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
No comments:
Post a Comment