"Sex is like pizza. It’s all good, just some is better than others."
The Chemical Buddha was a fan of sex. (I know, I know, it’s hard to believe, but it's true.) He also was a fan of eating. Sometimes choosing between the two depended upon which of them he did last. During his life he realized that he rarely came across, what he considered, bad pizza. Sure. He had his favorite pie from a preferred place. But really, pizza was pizza and he enjoyed it more than a lot of other things he could eat. The same thing applied to sex. As long as he was having some form of sex, he was happy. Sure, there were certain kinds of sexual positions and/or acts that he'd choose over other kinds. But as long as his dick was involved he was happy. And the pursuit of happiness was what he was all about. (The Chemical Buddha actually tried to take credit for the coming up with the pursuit of happiness until someone pointed out it was in the United States Declaration of Independence. However, he deflected that comment by saying that in an earlier incarnation he was the writer of said declaration.)
Do you believe you create your own happiness or that it comes from outside of yourself?
What makes you happy?
What do you do when you’re not happy?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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