Think Big

"Women think small things are cute and adorable with three exceptions: houses, diamonds, and penises."
The Chemical Buddha didn't understand a lot about women (or men). But he did notice that while men liked things to be big: big guns, big engines, big tits, big hair, big trucks, big explosions, big animals. Women seemed to think little things were cute. Little shampoos, little lotions, little dogs, little knick knacks. So he thought he would fit right in and they would find his little parts to be cute too. That’s when the cruel reality that women didn't like everything that was little hit him like a load of massive boulders. It was after crying many shameful tears from one woman's cutting remarks about his manhood (or lack of it) that TCB came up with today's insight. (He actually started with penis but learned diamonds and houses were also on the list.) Later, he denied that he was anything but a mule-dick but there are countless photos and stories that say other wise.
What do you make a big deal out of?
Are they actually important or do you make them appear more important than they are?
What could you do to see everything in it's proper perspective?