Monday, November 10, 2008

Cum Here Now

"The fastest way to cum is to think about sex while you're having sex."
The Chemical Buddha never had much sexual stamina, and he had even less when he actually thought about what he was doing. He found this applied to a lot of areas in his life. As in, when he thought about things he only seemed to ruin it. But if he went with the flow, he enjoyed himself a lot more. In fact, people around him thought he was wise, tolerant and patient because he never reacted to put downs or stressful situations. The truth was he usually didn't know what was going on. Let's face it, The Chemical Buddha was rarely accused of over thinking. Rather, he was usually accused of not thinking at all. That's because most of his thoughts were about what he could put in his mouth or bloodstream. (Except when he was thinking about putting his dick in something or someone.)
What things in your life do you over-think?
Does over-thinking make the situation turn out better or worse than it would have normally?

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