Tuesday, November 11, 2008

De Nile is a River in Egypt

"By calling yourself 'enlightened' you can get away with anything."
This realization was one of The Chemical Buddha’s favorite things about attaining enlightenment. His followers would pass off all of his bizarre behaviors they didn't understand as things that enlightened beings do.
Did he fuck your wife? Well, he’s an awakened one.
Catch him pawning your stuff to buy drugs? That crazy Chemical Buddha! He’s sooo enlightened.
Who are you to question why he penetrated your glazed donut with his dick? He understands things beyond understanding.
Did he cum on your face while you were asleep? I'm sure he's just trying to show you the way.
How do you excuse/justify your behavior and the behavior of others?
What do you think would happen if you were accountable and took responsibility for everything you did?

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