"I don’t have a death wish. I just like living so much it might end up killing me."
The Chemical Buddha wanted to experience everything life had to offer. In fact, he drank, smoked, snorted, injected or ingested as much life as he could. And despite numerous health problems, he kept doing whatever he pleased right up until the time of his death. He literally died as he lived. (See "About The Elvis of Enlightenment" to the right.) During his time among us, The Chemical Buddha noticed most people spent their lives doing stuff they didn't want to do. He thought, "Who wants to die pushing papers, filling out forms or sitting in on a conference call?" He seriously doubted anyone ever said from their deathbed, "Wait! I need to read one more email before I go!" When instead, they could scar their sex partner(s) for life, by dying in mid-thrust like he did.
What behavior, that you know isn't good for, do you continue to do and why?
How long do you think you're really going to live?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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