"I'd let you pee on my face just to see where it came from."
The Chemical Buddha was pretty proud of this pick up line when he first started using it. The only downside was, when it worked, he had to let them pee on his face. And most of those people just did it because they liked peeing on people, not because they were attracted to The Chemical Buddha. Especially after he was soaked in urine. He also discovered that urine stings when you get it in your eyes. Oh, and it's possible to get your picture posted on lots of medical websites when you get gonorrhea of the eyes and nose. Good times.
How has being clever just for the sake of being clever backfired?
How might your own pride keep you from seeing what's really happening?
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