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"One can never be truly full of life until every orifice is full of life."
Some people just seem to be more full of life. While others seem to be all but dead. The Chemical Buddha spent a lot of time trying to figure out why some seemed more than alive and others didn't. He decided it either had to do with what you had inside you, or what you had placed inside you. Because, let's face it, the women in pornos (and porn is a reflection of real life) always seemed way more energetic when they had a dick in every possible orifice than those that didn't. So that must be the key. Sadly, when The Chemical Buddha had a living thing inserted into each one of his orifices he actually wished he was dead. But, "One can never be truly full of death until every orifice is full of life," didn't make a very good quote, so he just left it and tried to forget the horror of what he'd experienced.
How do you delude yourself with unattainable fantasies?
Who pays the price when your real life doesn't measure up to your expectations?