Saturday, November 29, 2008

You're Fucked.

"Since we are all one, when you have sex with another you're actually fucking yourself."
When The Chemical Buddha was first caught on top of someone other than his girlfriend, he quickly came up with this insight. Unfortunately, neither she nor his new trampoline bought it. (He figured it was worth going for a threesome, since he was assured of getting absolutely nothing. You'll find TCB came up with several insights from this one event.) So, like this insight says, he actually did fuck himself. In this case he fucked himself out of two people who were willing to sleep with him in one fell swoop. During the rest of his life, he was unable to find two people willing to fuck him for free. But he didn't really care at the time.
How does your cavalier attitude about things fuck you over?
What one choice from your past do you now regret making?

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