"I want to get something straight between you and me."
Yet another one of The Chemical Buddha's favorite pick up lines. Of course, most of the women that were remotely interested in him, weren't the sharpest knives in the drawer. So they missed the subtle innuendo of his line. Which meant he usually had to resort to pantomime and hand gestures. Part of the problem was the fact that he didn't communicate clearly. Of course, it was also good at helping weed out the ones that were too smart. Because if they understood him, he usually got punched. Looking back, he probably would have been a lot better off just asking them to fuck. Or better yet just waiting until they passed out and then dragging them home.
Are you direct with your feedback to others? Why or why not?
What do you think will happen if you talked directly to people?
About The Elvis of Enlightenment
- The Chemical Buddha
- Not much is known about The Chemical Buddha (as he preferred to be called) other than he was a crack baby with fetal alcohol syndrome born into a family of hippie hedonists. Throughout his life, The Chemical Buddha sought spiritual enlightenment through excess. To put it quite simply, he saw himself as the Elvis of Enlightenment. While still in his-mid twenties, The Chemical Buddha left this earthly plain for the last time while beer bonging chicken gravy and shooting heroin as he engaged in an orgy that included at least four members of the amphibian family. His last coherent words, before he asphyxiated on vomit that was not entirely his own, was “Nirvana. Choke! Gag! Cough!” Did The Chemical Buddha transcend his earthly bonds through his unorthodox lifestyle? Did he find the key to “Nirvana?” Or was he answering a music trivia question? Here is a collection of the thoughts, sayings, views and bathroom graffiti that has been attributed to The Chemical Buddha. Was he a mystic sent to show us the way or just another drugged out freak that incoherently babbled a few crude views about life? Decide for yourself. This blog of his teaching is maintained by his "monks."
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